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tinnyhouse:

i shit you fucking not i got weepinzard first try and now i can’t stop laughing at his dumb face and his dumb name


Via btb


lulz-time:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad


thespookiesttaco:

i would do my homework but

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sadly i am only an eel

(Source: thehottesttaco)

Via ~Edge of Greatness~

situpsandfruitcups:

When I first moved to Canada, I showed up to a party and started putting my beer in the fridge. The entire kitchen stopped to stare in wonder and disbelief until someone yelled out ‘don’t fucking waste pizza space. This whole country is a fuckin icebox’



sketchavolie:

vanehwasreal:

lady-polgara:

When a bullet hits a wall

That is astounding. I legitimately watched it about fifteen times before reblogging it.

this is so fucking satisfying to watch oh my god

Does anyone else hear it crash into the wall?


shavingryansprivates:

hannabarbarian:

basketball is so stupid like okay cool you can breathe in poison gas for 20 minutes and then die what’s the big deal

i don’t think that’s how you play basketball

(Source: dysphoriadaughter)

Via btb







your-black-friend:

killtheromance:

what the fuck did i just watch

I don’t know but it really speaks to me

(Source: trixiofthesea)


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